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finding-fucken-nemo:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

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because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

Good job

(Source: flightcub)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: flip5600, via whorville)

unclefather:

some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”

(Source: unclefather, via spankmehardbarry)

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